1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before you sit.
2. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.
3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter
.4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
5. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.
6. When the buyer fights, fight
7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.
When the buyer stops drinking, stop too
8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when I'm drinking castle lite)
9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink
10. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice block
11. In a cooler box, the buyer's drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top & you are responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls
for one
12. If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside the cooler
box until there's some space
13. Most importantly, if by some strange reason you have to leave and you had
drinks in the cooler box, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buyer...
14.Wen the buyer steps on u, quickly say sorry with immediate accelaration
without any acute angle of retardation.
14.the buyers gal has 2b more beautiful than ur gal if vise visa, the buyer will
get ur gal
15.If the buyer says he had a funeral last year the mother died u shud cry uncontrollably while u are crying u will hear the buyer say give this man 5 Castles he's lost too muchwater!
16.if u r watchng football, support the
buyers team even if its Manchester United.
Thank you.
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