Sunday, 31 January 2016

SHOCK AS NYERI WOMEN EXPORT UGLY PROTEST TO SOUTH AFRICA, CLAIM DRUNKARD HUSBANDS PATHETIC IN BED








Massive Protests: Kenyan Women Complaining That Men Are Failing To Make Them Pregnant

Women in Kenya, Ndeiya ward say their drunkard husbands are unable to sire children and they may look elsewhere for sober bedmates. They said their men have abandoned their homes because of drinking too much illicit brew.
Speaking during a peaceful protest at Thigio shopping centre on, the demonstrators said younger women are the worst affected as they are “unproductive”. “If you walk in this village, you will find so many young married women, but only a few are pregnant.
Those who are not are suffering in silence because their men cannot perform,” resident Nancy Wangare said. She said men have been drinking anything alcoholic to keep them high, but society bears the consequences of sexual dysfunction.
“It would not be a wonder if we start looking for men to sire our children. Our husbands will not know anything. We will trick them that the pregnancies are theirs and they will support us,”
Wangari said. The 32-year-old mother of one separated from her husband four years ago.

Wednesday, 13 January 2016

FIRE Auditor General at your own RISK, KENYAN VETERAN scribe WARNS president KENYATTA

BY JARED OPIYO

TOP notch Kenyan journalist Jaindi Kisero has warned Jubilee administration of eminent trouble should they sack Auditor General Edward Ouko, painted as the chief whistle-blower in the Eurobond saga.


 A robust Kenyan Newspaper initially put it bravely, the office of Auditor General was in panic mode after it emerged that Jubilee honchos were pilling pressure on President Kenyatta to fire Ouko, a man they accused to be a Raila mole.

Kisero in a hard hitting article on his favorite column which appeared on Wednesday's Daily Nation Newspaper, observed that Mr. Ouko was in no position to change the Eurobond narrative to fit what Jubilee wants even if he's threatened with sack.

''If Mr. Ouko is being pressured on the Eurobond matter, then the powers that be are frying the wrong person,'' he fired.

In what is shaping up as a fierce succession strategy, sources were in chorus that the government is determined to have Ouko’s deputy John Kagondu, believed to be a close buddy of senior Jubilee leaders, take over as the next Auditor General.


Kisero, one of the longest serving journalists at Nation and a respected authority in business journalism noted ''the government shoots itself in the foot by claiming to be committed to fighting corruption while at the same time muzzle such offices as this one''.

He noted that the now troubled office occupies a pole position when it comes to the architecture of the critical institution that make up integrity system adding that what the government was doing amounts to rotten politics.

Kisero described Kenya as a country where grand corruption and political patronage are what lubricate politics.

Sources at Nation indicated that the management is at cross roads on whether to suspend Kisero column or not, just days after another top journalist at the Newspaper Denis Galava  suffered suspension after he penned a scathing copy against President Kenyatta.



 Both Jaindi Kisero and Macharia Gaitho took early retirement from Daily Nation but successfully managed to  continue writing their columns.

Friday, 8 January 2016

Prolific striker Kagere finally leaves K’Ogalo


According to Gor, the Rwandan made high demands though sources close to the player says that he was disappointed with Kenyan league after his effort was never recognised during the SportPesa/SJAK Footballer of the Year Awards-FOYA held last month.

























Kagere played an integral part in the in Gor’s unbeaten run in the league besides guiding them to a Top 8 and DStv Cup.

“We have tried our best to negotiate with Meddie, but it’s quite unfortunate we will not be able to renew his contract because we can’t meet his demands,” club chairman, Ambrose Rachier was quoted on the club website.

Kagere arrived at the club in 2015 on a one year contract.

Gor has, however signed midfielder Francis Kahata, goalkeeper Gradus Ochieng from City Stars, defender Erick Ouma from Kakamega High School and academy lad Amos Nondi, who was promoted from the youth team.

Nondi, however, boast of some league experience having spent a season on loan at Sony Sugar

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Nation suspends top editor who wrote stinging editorial on Uhuru

Daily Nation has suspended one of its top editors for authoring a scathing editorial against the government on 2nd January 2016.

Mr Denis Galava (pictured above), who is the newspaper’s managing editor in charge of special projects, was sent home today, in what is being described in the industry as a harsh punishment for the journalist given that the piece went through other editors, including the Saturday Nation managing editor, before being published.

Nation Media Group editor in chief Tom Mshindi said in a circular to editorial staff that Mr Galava has been asked to “take some time off to allow us time to review the circumstances of the writing and filing of the editorial for Saturday Nation, January 2, 2016.

Mr Galava was in August 201 moved from the Saturday Nation where he was managing editor to his current position
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The full-length, 580-word, editorial criticised the Uhuru Kenyatta administration and touched on the issues of unemployment, economic stagnation, corruption and poor leadership.

“Mr President, unemployment, corruption, bureaucratic incompetence and economic paralysis are the bane of your regime,” it read in part.

“….Mr President, there comes a time when the rhetoric must stop and some work gets done…For close to three years, you have been declaring your tigritude on rooftops, it is now time to pounce. Not least because your legacy hinges on it, but it is the only decent thing to do.”

Tuesday, 5 January 2016

LOOK @LUPITA MAGIC THIGHS that has left the WORLD going WAAAAAH

This's what Lupita did with her  Holiday thing while you were boozing your head out

One seemingly crazy fun from the other side of the world,  Rachie Nay Nay Mohlouoa, even SCREAMED on reacting to the PHOTO '' Adopt me plz''!